i can't see any of it...

WHERE HAVE ALL THE DIVAS GONE AND WHERE ARE ALL THE BROADS

the tumblrina is, by nature, unemployed in spirit — even when trapped in her place of employment, encumbered with obligations, she disregards them, firing off mediocre posts across all subject matters at great speed. thus posting is revealed not as a ritualistic-spiritual practice, as theorised by historians in previous eras, with less access to source material; but rather, as the (strikingly contemporary!) 21st century laborer's attempt to break free of the shakles of alienation, even if only for a moment. even a zero note post is fifteen minutes not spent on admin, as some of the primary sources remark.

one time i went to a cafe and i was wearing a green shirt and brown trousers and the barista looked at me and said awww i love your outfit its giving......... [long pause] tree ^_^

people called shit like shipper-fandom-trash-48 b like “i cant believe ive been on tumblr for 7 years” like damn all that time and u couldnt find urself a good url?

It's 2009 and you're an advertiser who just got assigned this sweet job for a holiday commercial. You know, family stuff was always hard for you to write as a only child, but you really think you nailed the dynamic here. Now to submit the final cut to Folger's and

for 2 years this post has appeared in my head every time I interacted with a customer service live chat. that great you can go ahead and order it.

ibuprofen is a type of angel that can live inside a bottle in your house

although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do

One of the funniest things about enemies-to-lovers ships is how they’re almost always obsessed with each other. Like if a character actively chooses to interact with another character over and over again instead of simply ignoring them? Throw darts at it all you want, but you still printed out a picture of them to hang on your wall

"Throw darts at it all you want, but you still printed out a picture of them to hang on your wall." - This is a raw line.

nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests

I think a giant 7ft scythe would greatly benefit my appearance