Ready for the mosh pit shaka bruh

My new years resolution is to get worse 

“short people stick together” how about we stack together. if enough of us unite we can be the ultimate tall person

I need a girl👸🏼 who's a: Lady in the streets 👠 Freak in the sheets 😈 Cory in the house 👦🏾

we all know what our love language is but have you ever wanted to know what it ISNT?

How many apps did north really buy for Ye to be 53ms in debt

I don't think we can 'lmao' our way out of this one, girls.

#but we can try lmao

i love werewolves. growing up as a kid i felt like something sickly and beastly masquerading as a human girl and i was mortified by it. now, i think a lot of my issues could be resolved by the ability to morph into a large dog

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

a new version of marco polo where instead of saying “marco” and “polo” the first person yells “FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST” and then after a pause the other people have to yell “FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST” back but with slightly different intonations than the first person

lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase

i don’t have baggage i come with lore