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every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

Luke’s face is what makes this.

accidentally got stuck in a compulsive thought loop instead of living any sort of life

can we'a skip the impeachment and just shoot him in the head

AND NOT MISS

Important question. What are your top 3 fruits

i was so right with this one tbh

Ok let me get this straight: you cruelly remove my primary olfactory apparatus then smugly hold it between your fingers saying “got your nose!” and are now expecting to be forgiven because it was “satire”????

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse