Doot Doot

will anything ever make me feel as dumb as staring at a toggle that says “on” and trying to figure out if it means that the toggle is currently on or that this is the toggle you hit if you want it to be on

me, logically: it’s never gonna happen the tiny hopeful goblin in my brain: but what if it did

I think the moon has seedless strawberry jam filling

for anyone interested these are paso fino horses and this gait is natural! they are the smoothest ride with no bumpy movements. you could practically drink juice and not once would it spill on your face!

these bears need to chill theytre stressin me up

assflash newshole

i wonder what’s gonna fuck me up next

You really don’t realize how disconnected from reality rich people are until you have to work for them bro, like I just had a woman start crying because I told her that the leather recliners she wants to order would take 2 weeks to ship and she goes “We just finished our custom home theater room and I have a get together this weekend and I have kitchen chairs in there. do you have any idea what thats like?” HELLO????

Damn I didn’t know y'all was sad

I thought it was just memes

god… the romance of sitting in a room with the person you love, each of you doing your own thing like reading a book or playing a game…. silent but full of love and warmth