I'VE GOT A HUNDRED SECRET SAXTONS

I got to hear him speak, and he literally said, “so for a while my wife and I were gay married, then I transitioned, then he transitioned and now my husband and I are gay married in a whole new way!”

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

I know it's mostly my fault for not planning better but I would really appreciate any boosting people can do of this because I am out of pain meds and I do not want to buy any more medicine until we pay for electricity since thats a priority

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

ohhhhhh bubby from orange cats

WHATS HE DOING UP THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love how this site plays with .JPG .PNG's like dolls.

@kittybroker

Polite and perfect gargoyle watching over for the upstanding price of only $98.60!

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me