Frederick M.

The fact he’s named kinda brushes over the fact this is a wild elephant. Born in the wild, raised in the wild, the only human interaction is watching the safaris. And after mean humans shot him, he decided the best course of action was to go visit the nice humans who just take pictures in hopes they’d help him. And then, even though they didn’t help him right away, he trusted that because they continued to be nice, he was safe, and they would help him.

also the people saw an elephant and were like “that’s a ben”

i hope he tells the other elephants where they can get help

i am very glad elephants have a functioning yelp system

“Just visit your local apex predator and they’ll help you for no reason”

Man made crystals are so cool it’s so sad everyone who likes rocks is out for blood if you post man made crystals. I love you opalite I love you lab created opal I love you bismuth I love you HTA citrine I love you goldstone

what the hell

[slammin my head into a wall] I need to make baked beans in a fire pit with salt pork and ashcakes like in the 1800s or I’m gonna die

Oh fuck yes bean hole bfriday bemroidery

@bone-collector-cryptid