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You know how some people talk about timeless themes in literature and you kind of low-key think they're full of shit? Sometimes they're not.

me and my bf have been binging chuck this past week (the weird spy show from 2007 which haven't exactly aged perfectly but is still a fun watch ngl) and I still stand by what I've always thought since day one. bryce larkin as a character makes infinitely more sense if you read him as being an absolute simp, a total gonner for chuck. Like I'm talking so in love with him that it's embarrassing really. He ruined chuck's life and sacrificed their friendship, making chuck hate him for five years in order to protect him?🤨🤨Saying he's his "one friend in this world" and the only one he can trust despite not having talked since college?🤨🤨🤨 Chuck being the first one on his mind after waking up from the actual literal dead? Never for a second doubting his innate goodness and will to do the right thing in any situation?? Sounds to me like he's in tragic, unrequited gay love with his best friend, and yeah I'll die on this hill.

(nonchalant) (rock hard) i sense that you kill a lot of people

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

dude you look so masc wallowing in your misery like that