Not a bot I swear

So there's tsuna who isn't actually a hero but a nobody civilian, who first thinks this is someone playing a prank on him because no way he just got added to the actual group chat of one of the most notorious group of villains in the world. Tsuna who goes from "um, hi? Can i help you?" But then never actually gets to "i think there was some kind of mistake here" because the arcos are a bunch of yappers.

And at some point between "who the fuck is that?" "Is he one of you guys' underlings?" "Since when are we adding underlings to this group chat?" "Why don't you just hold a press conference to reveal all of our most sensitive information on live tv while you're at it, skull?", skull goes "i added him on purpose!!!" You know, like a liar. He IS the one who added tsuna, and judging by the others' reactions, he clearly wasn't meant to, but he doesn't remember why the hell it was on his to-do-list to do then?? Also the guy's profile picture and name don't even ring any fucking bell. Wait, was he supposed to add him to his underlings' group chat instead?? Ugh, whatever!!!

(Did tsuna... apply to become a group of villains' underling? He doesn't remember that.)

"What purpose?" The arcos continue to yap. "Aren't we always bitching about how nobody ever reads what the others have to say on here??" Skull says. "Well, there you have it! He can keep track of it and let us know of the important things!"

(Did tsuna... apply for this specific position as an underling?? He doesn't remember that either.)

sugar daddy theo has his darling parrot and they bang.

like, imagine theo’s big bird (if you catch my drift) struggling to fit all up inside parrot because the size difference is just too big… also the age gap i feel like 19 and mid-30s maybe more… you will never catch me saying age gap is 1-4 years bro. never.

also i WILL be writing a fic abt this. lowk ao3 writers curse is hitting me alr??? i usually never get hurt but recently i’ve been getting hurt so much since i started writing on ao3… how odd….

🎟 anon!!!! :3

theorrot modern au age gap size difference 🤤🤤🤤 ive missed yapping to my inbox messages brah this one is like from a month ago im Sorry

SUGAR DADDY THEO i love the concept of that.... wow parrot youve got a hot big tall muscular rich fighter gentle perfect bird desiring you carnally do Not fucking fumble this bro i swear

i got ur drift i caught it... bro will genuinely break parrot’s pussy with his size alone... can parrot be a bit of a brat that gets humbled by theo here pls? 😢😢😢 younger brat parrot and older brat tamer theo... i saw a post somewhere on twt about purposely trying to rile up their dom, but the moment said dom says “are you sure, doll?” they back off immediately... theorrot as that, please... theo calling parrot “little bird” instead though... i feel like parrot would get shy when theo spends a lot on him and feels indebted... theo tells him not to worry about it but parrot still worries anyway LOL

older theo teaching parrot how to ride though...🤔🤔🤔 or theo fucking him into submission 🤔🤔🤔 i love this au Pleaseee bro please !!!!!!!! parrot worries about theo early on because he just seems so intimidating and tries to rile him up just to see how far theo would go... of course, the most violence theo has ever shown him is spanking him.. hehe... and perhaps overstimulation counts? it’s cruelty to parrot’s mind and lower body...

19 and mid 30s is perfect methinks nods nods... also, i agree, 1-4 is too small to be called an age gap crank it up!!!

theorrot sauna.... ive actually been thinking of drawing them like that but i havent gotten around to actually working on it LOL

Jaden's scent is hisown and not that intoxicating an suffocating - dence but nice and Wemmbu nuzzles in a crook of his neck wrapping in blue coat, borrowed also from Jaden and smelling the same calming scent.

It's still bad and still hurts, but pirate gives him a room for whatever Wemmbu want to and need to, caress him soothingly, letting Wemmbu's cold hands explore other's body.

"Jaden," Wemm whines and whine even louder when pirate kiss his forehad running his own hands gently stroking Wemmbu waist.

"All yours, doll," Jaden purrs, "use me as you see fit." Harmonies mercilessly messes with Wemmbu's head and body but he sure do take his profit from such generous offer

I've been gate keeping this ask because it's so yummy giggles giggles

so shark hybrid jaden would definitely be able to smell whenever wemmbu gets aroused because of him 🤭

OMGGGGGG YO i love sharks but also the water scares me :3, love learning about sharks!!!

shark jaden my beloved <33 and omg?? jaden being able to smell the very instant wemmbu starts gettign wett while they are flirting<33 while jaden is whispering and dirty talkng into her ear, shes like hangin off him and gigglying and he can smell the exact MILISECOND she starts getting wet <33.

havent watched the Full video but why was billy kinda cute at the beginning. like he was just so confused when wemmbu randomly declared they were gonna fight he was just constantly saying “huh?” OHH MY GODDDD my middle aged brutal killer cant be this moe. what is wrong with him.

Oh I have so many thoughts about this you don’t even know anon. Parrot is such a prey animal I think all the people who hunt him should get crazy obsessed with him. Just look at him!!!! He’s so good at running and oversmarting but not good enough to actually fight back…. Anyway that’s an entirely separate rant about why I love clownrrot + ferrerot + mugmrot. Headcanon time!

clownrrot + ferrerot + mugmrot headcanons

Clown would be the first to get obsessed with Parrot, unsurprisingly. He’d just be intrigued the few first times, and by the whole thing with the vault BAT made to protect Parrot, he’d be absolutely enamored.

I’d imagine at first, the other two would only just be there to make sure nobody interferes with Clown killing Parrot (like BAT). But then after Clown talks to them about Parrot for the dozenth time, they’d get curious themselves about him.

Ferre would be next, and would be in denial for a bit since he tries to keep in mind that their job is to kill Parrot. Once he finally accepts the fact that even if they got the opportunity to kill him, none of them would actually be able to do it, he’s just as obsessive as Clown. He’ll hide it better and definitely try to be the voice of reason, but he’s just as deranged as Clown.

Mugm would be the last to fall for Parrot, but also obsessed when he finally does. I think he would be the most gentle with Parrot out of the three. The other two wouldn’t really care about roughing Parrot up since they know he’s resilient, but Mugm is a bit more cautious about harming Parrot.

They all Love the cat and mouse game of letting Parrot think he’s escaped only to catch him again.

The first couple attempts Clown was seriously trying to kill Parrot, but after that he was just toying with him and planned to kidnap him or something. Because as long as Parrot’s out of Zam’s way, then he’ll still get the payment. So really, they can do whatever they want with Parrot as long as he’s out of Zam’s way.

Clown didn’t tell the other two about Proton and they’re forever upset about him over it. Parrot was so close to being in their grasp and Clown kept him to himself— and let him escape at that. He just finds their complaints hilarious.

Season two/after Clown took over the nether I feel like their dynamic would be a bit different. Still mostly the same, Clown still deranged and loving to toy with Parrot, but probably a bit more openly possessive? In season one, anyone would assume that Clown’s seriously trying to kill Parrot, while in season two, it’d be a lot more obvious he doesn’t seriously want to kill Parrot.

“Distance makes the heart grow fonder” is a saying for a reason, and I feel like they would want to just keep Parrot even more after not seeing him in so long. And if Parrot’s bold enough to go right into their territory and try to steal from them…… well, who can blame them when they give in and just take him?

Clown would find Parrot trying to steal from him adorable.

Ferre would try to spoil Parrot after finding out about that…… just covering him in golden accessories with red and white jewels. Dragon hybrid Ferre is so canon to me.

Ferre loves Parrot’s wings, absolutely adores them. He loves preening them, decorating them, kissing them.

Parrot is Covered in bite marks. Clown and Ferre do not hold back at all when it comes to covering him in marks, sinking their teeth in deep enough to draw blood. Mugm would at least try not to harm him too badly, but can’t resist leaving marks either.

Been thinking abt this ever since i got this ask WOOOUUHGJHHH i Love robotfucking.........

i could lowkey imagine parrot not knowing what hes signing up for when theobot’s boutta make the first move... i honestly love the thought of theobot either starting out slow and gentle in order to let parrot get used to it or have it IMMEDIATELY ram into parrot the first thrust in like his whole life’s purpose is to breed parrot...

parrot starts stumbling over his own words it’s not even comprehensible at this point... would this theobot still have its “pvp” training thing programmed in? because then it would likely recognize incoherent beggings since some weak people would not be ready to fight theobots 🤔🤔🤔 and also (i think i might’ve said this before, but i’ll say it again) theobot initially being programmed for pvp training and like. learning about weak spots and how to adapt would naturally be its specialty right??? so hes just straight up going to have parrot learn True pleasure...

SERIOUSLYYY like what is he doing walking around with a waist like that... for other ppl to grab it??? WHORE

i feel like he’s the typa guy to tie parrot up and just… stare. like not even do anything, just admire parrot for HOURS, maybe like, some eating out/fingering, but other than that, i feel like theo would just. admire. yk.

actually i have this idea that parrot instead would be the one trying to rush, like whining, and squirming, but theo would stop that definitely.

like imagine fucking parrot, tying him up, and just STARING at where THEO’s come is like drooling out of parrot. like. imagine that.

like how i imagine this situation to go

px2: …

t: …

px2: you gonna fuck me anytime soon or nah

t: nah

(except he probably would because he’s weak for parrot.)

(OR (as i said before) theo fucks him while tied up and watched the come pour out of bro’s hole/cloaca/whatever else)

thoughts? :3

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oomf u gen fill my inbox i love it. also yes he Definitely Would... i havent finished any drawing that includes their full ref but i just REALLY love outlaw theo ok? cowboy theo? theo with a cowboy lasso Please... pllleaaaseee...

i love how he somehow gets the patience to just stare unmovingly when parrot’s tied up. theo would LOVE watching parrot squirm around while he’s being fucked or fingered or eaten or Just stimulated in general...

i can see parrot just whining and he cant even kick or do anything to theo to break him out of his trance because he’s tied up!!! he’ll be whining so hard and before theo (or parrot) has realized it the little bound bird is already tearing up... d'aawww....

while we're at it, lets have a puppy party, make wifies cock drunk as well!!!! -🐴

I ESPECIALLY LOVE WHEN DUMBIFICATION HAPPENS TO SMART CHARACTERS. it’s perfect for parrot whos know as the “smartest player” in unstable and probably all of minecraft...