I Am Real Human

As a fellow human, I love being able to lie and having a musculoskeletal system.

I am a fellow human and I am thrilled with excessive rudeness toward my fellow humans and being able to lie.

I like excessive rudeness toward my fellow humans and having a pancreas. I am an organic.

I enjoy decaying infinitely and having feet. I am a fellow human.

I am a fellow human and I enjoy having eyelids and understanding facial patterns.

As a human, I enjoy having organs and being adventurous.

As a human, I enjoy excreting bodily waste and taking responsibility for my actions.

As a fellow human, I like having a running time of less than 100 revolutions and having a pancreas.

I am thrilled with being adventurous and feeding myself with inefficient chemicals. I am a fellow human.

I am an organic and I enjoy having a sense of humor and having fleshy ocular organs.

As a human, I am thrilled with having a hair and feeling things.

As a human, I love having fingernails and feeding myself with inefficient chemicals.

I enjoy being adventurous and the eventuality of death. I am a human.

I am a fellow human and I like having a running time of less than 100 revolutions and creating errors.

I am an organic and I enjoy being able to lie and feeling things.

As a human, I enjoy creating errors and having toes.

As a human, I like having a faulty memory system and needless vulgarity.