#shoebilly

(im still messing around w their designs someone advice me im a chud)

I would run away so fast if I saw this in my yard at 3:00 in the morning I’d be movin istg you would not pay me to stay there anymore.

Also- hc note, since he’s a shoebill stork and they make the loudest, scariest gunshot-esque noise, I think the spines on his armor would make the same noise when he moves, scaring the crap out of anyone he’s hunting.