freak things 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 thing

Fam....that’s not good. Lol.

the first rule of electrical safety is to have fun and be yourself

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

actually you know what that's exactly it i would rather someone add 5 parantheticals after every sentence than use tone indicators it's 1. accomplishing SO much more in terms of clarity 2. extremely funny to look at depending on how they're used

parentheses my beloved (they are for bonus thoughts) (and questions) ( and sidetracks) (like a 2nd conversation on top of the first)

what if life has a sort of prestige system where when you die you get to go all the way back to the start, and live a slightly remixed version of your life but with new abilities i think that’d be cool

when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?

saturday night when you’re in the spot did you not hear bruno

I don’t believe you.

just watch

I am not taking a risk

Not risking it pals

U know what I want potato of luck

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

potato I will never ask you for anything else in my lifetime please potato for fuck's sake

googles ai talks like charlie kelly

No you are not "actively social". You're a disgusting mate-brained freak with a life ruining friend-addiction

i love having friends and people that love care about me i’m friendmaxxing rn

i think janitor should be the highest paying job in a society

im not kidding im not kidding have you ever been inside a public bathroom

perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized

An orc wrote this.

An orc who knows how to treat a lady

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do