Cute Weird or Weird Weird?

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz

And, Lo; we sought shelter beneath our desks wrought of wood and steel to protect our fragile bodies from disasters natural and man-made.

Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.

avril lavigne was 19 years old when weird al yankovic parodied one of her songs. and me? what have i accomplished? fucking nothing

I was so scared I was about to learn something dire about Weird Al from the first third of this💀