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something something "the average country has 10000 prime ministers per election cycle" is a misconception. united kingdoms georg, which has had 10000 prime ministers since 2019, is an outlier and should have never been counted

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

i can't lie to you i loveee bad endings sometimes. what if nothing worked out. what if the characters gave into their worst instincts. what if they became worse. what if there's truly no hope left. what will they do out of desperation? who will they become as their worst selves?

does anyone know if we have keir starmer resignation tomorrow

See, without the actual context of the resignation, this screenshot just reads like his staff have bullied him out of the closet for pride month in a last ditch effort to save the Labour party.

The UK gets a new prime minister just whenever. Completely random intervals

It may seem random but it’s actually not! We get a new prime minister after the previous one enters a protective chrysalis after a period of relentless eating and growing, and they then dissolve into a biological soup. They then reform into the new adult prime minister. It really beautiful to see 🥰

oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other

need this to go with my "expensive and difficult" trucker hat

Happy Pride month, all. We're a bit over halfway, and slowly running low on time. Can we get some good traction for pride month?

Please all, at least spread this. It isn't a hard thing to just slap reblog. She's real scared funding won't be met. I love her so much, please help me help her.

56 dollars a day would be needed for her to meet the deadline at this point. please reblog. i am genuinely begging now.

Please draw your oc x canon please be unashamedly loud about it please post it without embarrassment please make dramatic emotional edits of them please indulge yourself

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is this the ORIGINAL?!???

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?

okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.

beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.

almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?

last one: one thing you could use as a makeshift weapon?

why are you still crying

fucking impossible to get decent help around here