proud knight pervert mutual

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

Reblog for time travelling $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

when you get crazy enough about The Character you'd think the situations you imagine them in would get more elaborate and lore intensive. but no. imagining my wizard pacing around huffily being slightly peeved at a mild inconvenience. I don’t even know what the inconvenience IS. and it's giving me enough joy to power a city for a month

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

I'm going to Badwill. The evil thrift store.

salvation army

GRABS you by the THROAT. stop using "narcissistic", "slow", "depressed", "bipolar", "schizophrenic" and the literal R slur (i'm not saying it.) etc etc etc as insults. I don't care if you're neurodivergent and doing this you're still an ableist prick

not now kitten, mommy needs to get up off her ass and overcome her fear of writing poorly because it's better than not writing at all.

the sight of men’s tits leaves me feeling weak and restless with lust. i need to be tucked into bed like a victorian woman dying from too little cocaine

had an asthma attack yesterday bcs of the bad air quality, goal is still soup for meds, having a really hard time <3

goal is still soup, even $1 or a kind word will help <3