Red hot silly peppers

And weirdly enough you’re really good at this: making pizzas and dealing with shitty customers and breaking up fights in the parking lot and pretending to be Duncan’s cousin on the phone so the utility company doesn’t cut off the power. But running a store is a lot of work for two dumb kids, so slowly you start accumulating a bunch of competent weirdos to help out, like the nun who left her convent because god told her to help you make pizzas, and the elderly school teacher who just survived a mass shooting, and the guy the papa johns down the street hired to run you over. And really there’s no way any of this should be working as well as it is - you’re absolutely committing fraud of some kind here - but you’ve managed to dodge the landlord every time he’s stopped by, and the health inspector never shows up to tell you to stop letting your dog hang out behind the counter and you’re all still kinda looking at each other and asking ‘are we allowed to just do this?’ before shrugging again and continuing to make pizzas, until somehow, through a series of unlikely technicalities, your doofus coworker ends up on the ballot for governor.

I told you it was too early for that, mi amor.

Crow

a little follow up to this post . i think .

a little self indulgent vaelhowe comic..

tiny silly young seb x nate art dump cuz they're on my mind and in my heart

[ID: reply from @kingvamps saying “the canon mixture of lyrium and darkspawn/archdemon blood also means that i have to think that it like. took at least a couple tries. which means after the first couple of people died from it they were like "well we might as well keep trying" and then it. worked lmao.”]

But it quickly fell apart...

The hostility between Hawke’s companions in Dragon Age 2 makes a bit more sense when you remember that the whole game is told from Varric’s perspective and he has to keep audiences engaged with juicy drama.