Dorian

He looks exactly as you would picture the creator of plastic lawn flamingos to look.

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

have you ever just eaten a lump of brown sugar and instantly felt yourself transported back to the 1840s and your papa has just returned from town and he brought you and your nine siblings a brown paper bag tied with twine full of hardened lumps of brown sugar that he got by trading 3 ears of corn because i have

im so perplexed by this post every time I see it because who just eats brown sugar and why do so many people find this relatable

emby gett off your hi horse. eat a dirt

Lmaooooooooooooooo

good god

I’m him

you’re not selfish for wanting to be treated well

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

i love suffering with a nice soundtrack

would love some roses and books

i don’t get it omg

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

me w my dog

@thetalkingpoltergeist