stupid bastard seafood special

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

tonight we smoke music

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool