Farm and Friend

deleting my blog and finding all my old mutuals as various documents because pdfs are the new tumblr

what's so fascinating about jopping is that it starts out with this massive instrumental and then the first words are I don't even care

It's actually kind of impressive how the Nintendo Direct voiceovers manage to communicate via inflection alone which specific words in the script have a ™ after them.

you know those old ‘hentai free’ banners? that’s this blog but with harry potter

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

thats the wrong image

What? No gawk gawk for sacabambaspis?

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch