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When you accidentally write “writing in agony” instead of “writhing in agony” and realize the irony of the situation

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It’s okay! He just got really fluffy

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I would murder for kermit-san

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This turtle is in hell and all you can think about is cum

wet-monsoon

imagine disney making a lilo and stitch live-action remake and then claiming Diversity Points with “two newly-revealed lgbt characters” and instead of it being pleakley and jumba its two of the aliens that show up at the council meeting with no speaking lines

wet-monsoon

i’m at the edge of my fuckin seat here, lads

enrique262

City storm siren, location unknown.

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what kinda silent hill nonsense is this

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Run get out of there

gatohermit

When’s this site coming out with a night mode

straightboyfriend

this site is kept together with glitter glue & toothpicks stop making demands

owlmylove

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

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but what did drunk you ever do for sober you

owlmylove

one time i blacked out and woke up to find 13 full sized rolls of ritz crackers in my bag bc drunk me is also an ideal provider

#honestly same

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This is the purest, most beautiful thing I have ever seen in the entire world. What a wonderful experience wow honestly what a privilege to be graced with this sweet perfect thing at 4:14 in the morning

goodbyeeverybodyiamdeacitivatin

This is still so beautiful to me…I’m in tears again

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Cronch cronch cronch

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Can’t… stop… watching

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gentle-assbutt

Please unmute

tree-of-blue-squirrel

this is perfect for explaining how my brain sees music

all the loopy parts with harps, sharp stops YES

this is EXACTLY how I see music

snaileo

a late night visit

a snippet from a hypothetical chapter of the fic im planning out, ofc this is all subject to change by the time i actually write it

#im crying #especially after the nose thing

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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

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I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

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That last fatal scream tho

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THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

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chillyfeetsteak

i’m crying

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WAAA-

veritashopian

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

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IT’S BACK

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HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

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IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

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re-blogging again xD

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Hahaha

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Fune wo Amu character designer Haruko Kumota’s anime broadcast sketches

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paininthejas

THAT is big dick energy

franzbluest

What

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broitsablog

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

dammitperseus

my friend, if only you knew

randomfandomteacher

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

party-bees-deactivated20181211

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

wine-dark-sea

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

shamwowxl

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you:

super-metroid

truly the language of love

#and thats why i learned german instead.#that and my tongue could not possibly be able to reproduce french

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