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Youtubers who just cover horror content are a godsend because horror is incredibly fascinating for me to analyze but also I’m a baby who hates getting scared

forever annoyed that asexuality can only ever seem to celebrated when it is in close proximity to sex

absolutely zero disrespect and all the love to those aces who do love making sex jokes, writing smut, etc. This frustration is fully aimed at non-aces who can only seem to engage with asexuality through those things. For whom asexuality only ever crosses their mind when an ace performs some sort of sex-related function

being a man is gay

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

you 🫵. make a self-indulgent au now