poppypups —> frankenmasc

cats are so much sometimes. Pangur got really fixated on watching Belphie eat his breakfast (he gets dental kibble, and she gets wet food [due to her not having teeth]) and in the process of lusting for what she could not have, she stopped registering her own breakfast as food. this led to her throwing up puddles of bile out of hunger-nausea. so I had to sit down and hand-feed her stinky chunks of wet food to be like "remember? this is what food is. you eat it every day." and after 5 solid of minutes of this it clicked, and she was like oh yeah, food! fast forward to her horfing down her entire plate in 40 seconds and then throwing up because she ate too fast

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.

what the fuck is this newspaper

this is why I feel unsafe with libs especially non black ones because they take simple jokes the oppressed make at their oppressors and use it as a chance to dehumanize us further/see black people and other racialized minorities in a aggressive light. these ppl just want us to sit here and take their performativity and abuse, not actually stand up for ourselves

compilation

if it's terminal im just gonna say fuck it and become a porn star

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

Not attracted to that character i just want him to experience being scared for his life and panicking