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We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"

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cyprogirlneverdies

have i mentioned how much tumblr hates transwoman

cyprogirlneverdies

tumblr cannot stand this image of two small damp areas of fabric

thegenderdruid

it's truly insane how much more functional society would be and how much happier everyone would be if every job was perpetually 10% overstaffed (and people who weren't needed could chill and rotate in when needed while still getting paid) instead of 10-50% understaffed but that wouldn't be 'efficient' (in the short term, for shareholders) so fuck everyone I guess

tamamita

people should follow me for my unwholesome degenerate bourgeois bondage and because I hate whities despite never ever leaving the comfort of Sweden

krismorgenstern

I knew nothing here except "you hating whities," which was a cool and angry enough vibe that I wanted to hang out.

You make porn? You're Swedish?

Also what's your gender situation?

Because I've long imagined you as being Tamamita in the same way that Yamato is Yamato.

tamamita

You see it's simple, i'm tamamita

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tamamita

people should follow me for my unwholesome degenerate bourgeois bondage and because I hate whities despite never ever leaving the comfort of Sweden

krismorgenstern

I knew nothing here except "you hating whities," which was a cool and angry enough vibe that I wanted to hang out.

You make porn? You're Swedish?

Also what's your gender situation?

Because I've long imagined you as being Tamamita in the same way that Yamato is Yamato.

xenosaurus

One of my favorite tricks for designing alien species/cultures is to take a real animal with an interesting lifecycle and think about what that biology would translate to if they had human intelligence

xenosaurus

Example: silk moths as a base species

Because the moths themselves don’t eat and only live long enough to mate and then starve to death, the entire culture is made up of children and adolescents. The older children raise the younger ones, with families being made up of hatchmates from different years.

Because molts and eventual transformation into a short lived adult happen on a set schedule, families have a cycle— when your oldest set of siblings cocoon to become adults, you wait at the mating grounds and try to adopt their newborns after they pass. If that fails, you take any ‘orphans’ you can find.

Because death and birth are nearly simultaneous, they have a religion based around reincarnation, and infants with markings similar to a parent are often given their name. Claiming the offspring of a beloved family member is vitally important, because you want to be able to protect their soul and keep them close.

Because it’s hard to track the offspring of your male family members, there are sometimes major fights when a family sees an infant with familiar markings in another family’s clutch.

Between mating seasons, their culture is extremely food-oriented, because everyone is growing and silkworms eat nigh constantly. They spend most of their lives outdoors but sleep and shelter from bad weather in large family dwellings made from wood and the remains of the silk cocoons of prior generations.

xenosaurus

everyone is really vibing with the silkworm aliens I see

revelware

Check out Adrien Tchaikovsky's Children of Time series. We have intelligent aliens evolved from Earth jumping spiders, computers made of ants, and aliens evolved from Earth octopuses/octopi/octopodes

revelware

Spoilers ahead, but more on the spacefaring octopi since they are so alien and interesting.

They don't just have a brain, but are composed of three separate intelligences; the crown, the reach, and the guise.

The crown is the emotional, conscious mind. It has no concept of how to achieve tasks or make change on the world, but it feels and wants.

The reach is literally the tentacles of the octopus, which contain neurons. Their arms themselves perform all the math and enact change on the world to the best of their ability, directed by the crown. The crown has no knowledge of what the reach is thinking. The crown has emotions and desires, and their arms just do their best to solve equations and puzzles and hunt to fulfill those desires.

The guise is the camouflage skin of the octopus, which unconsciously expresses the emotions and desires of the crown. All communication happens guise to guise, pure emotion, while their reaches communicate in other ways, pure logistics.

I'm barely scratching the surface here. Tchaikovsky is so good at imagining aliens that are so alien that it isn't readily apparent if they are even conscious.

junewild

incredible innovations on the beverage front

krismorgenstern

I drank Pussy for a while, it was one of the worst things I've ever experienced.

It was tolerable mixed with absinthe and Dr. Pepper.

sweetlysutured

pankendev

i should be nicer to anons calling me an egg maybe it's their first time seeing someone even slightly gnc

pankendev

i have to ask actually. what happens when you go in someone's inbox and go "omg you should try being a girl i bet you're actually a closeted girl" and it's a trans man. does that ever happen. what then

pankendev

auaahhauhghhh awful awful awful

the-compost-corner

[Image id: an anonymous ask that reads, "I'm a trans guy who dresses goth and slutty and i get "omg estrogen would save her" like at least once a week. And when I complain about it people tell me I'm being transmisogynistic for not wanting people to misgender me and tell me to detransition. so yeah I don't talk about it but it fucking sucks" /end image id]

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