youre really ovulating at a time like this?

A fun fact about me is that it feels really good to cum inside me

i feel like a puppy no one wants

That voice in my head telling me I'm annoying as fuck

sex is cool but can you stick around and not give up on me

squeezing 'mine' in morse code while you're inside of me

if i'm showing you my soft side, please act like you've been invited somewhere expensive

have some decorum. take your shoes off at the door, and don’t please make a ruckus

cnc is hot bc its literally romantic. you literally get to plan a surprise party where the surprise is rough sex. there's props and a set. its like playing mermaids. when I say I want to stuff a girl in the back of my car and move her to a secondary location to ruin all her holes I say that I love her and want her to have so much fun. it's literally fun