Hey hi hello i was reminded how much i absolutely love joke characters the other day, so here are all my current very lore compliant in canon gw2 characters
Starting from the top left: Kinetic Carrot - Ended up being an actual oc, i just liked the idea of a very fast carrot with mecha legs
Barry Benson - Elaborate Bee movie joke that became his own character, yes he has the infusion i commit to the bit fully
Bones Mc Deadinside - Most stereotypical necromancer name i could think of
The Last Unicorn - The first of many 'i wonder if this name is taken' experiments
Meatloaf Ratkin - Named after the singer and one of my old Rats (rip)
Sentient Fursuit - Fursuit illusion of one of my other ocs actual fursona
Portella Sparkleeyes - LOOK AT HER SPECIAL EYES
Crow Mauler - Another "hey i wonder if this is taken" accidents
Suspicious Tengu - Actually a cockatoo, will eat plastic
Informant Doxx - I think i'm very funny and intelligent actually
Stonemist Gargoyle - They're a mesmer for the exact reason you think they are. im sorry.
Mini Air Fryer- Fire attunement goes brrrrrrrr
Centipede Steve - I wanted a centipede themed Sylvari but couldn't think of a better name, so they're named Steve
Cabbage with Baggage - Edgy Necromancer goes brrrrr. I wanted him to look like lettuce thats been in the crisper for too long.
Activated Almond - Purely exists for storing all of my almonds















