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my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom
mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.
i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms
my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be âpro stateâ
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a concept: me, going to bed on time and eating right
I love that on tumblr we can talk about our wildest fantasies
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ik we were on a boycott buuut
This just hit me. Iâm so Southern my family has a matriarch and no one in the family knows for sure how old she is. We all also got into a heated debate about the existence of her glass eye (still not confirmed). Sheâs in her 90s- we think- beat cancer, outlived two husbands, had seven children and has outlived three of them, survived The Great Depression, and either her dad or her grandfather was a full blooded Cherokee Indian⌠possibly the tribeâs leader but no one really knows for sure.
She also once lit into my dadâs school bus driver, cussing him black and blue about how he treated the kids and didnât realize she had a butcherâs knife in her hand until he RAN away. She didnât have any more trouble out of him.
âŚI wish to know how and why this just occured to you, please
I had an eloquent reason but really what it boils down to is I think Mamaw is a cryptid. The running joke in the family is that Mamaw will be at the end of the world with the twinkies and the cockroaches.
Iâm not sure itâs a joke anymore, I think itâs a premonition.
Two years ago one of my cousins wanted to bring her wife to thanksgiving and Joe was all âew no wayâ and Mamaw stood her ass up and said âWho the hell do you think you are, saying who is and isnât welcome in my house? This ainât your house- you get out! I say who is welcome and YOU is not welcome. Now SCAT!â while slapping at him and then sat back down and asked my cousin if her wife ate catfish. Joe tried to come back in and she popped the tennis balls off her walker and threw them at him until he left
No matter how old Mamaw gets, her hair is still solid black. She still hasnât gone gray and sheâs never once died her hair. Her kids all have heads full of gray hair, and my father- her grandson- is starting to go gray. Mamaw? Nothing. I swear she looks exactly the same as she did when I was a kid.
Mamaw got Covid-19. She presented with symptoms and was rushed to the ER with a dangerously high fever and next to no oxygen. The doctors took note of her age (sheâs apparently 93 as best she can guess) and her vitals and, well, Mamaw wasnât gonna make it past Monday.
By Sunday night the fever was gone and she was complaining that the hospital didnât get WWE and she was gonna âmiss my wrasslin shows!â.
She was home and completely fine by Tuesday. By Wednesday she was calling up the anti-maskers in our family just to call them idiots and hang up.
bro i dont think youâre Mamaw is human
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Mamaw is our new favorite.
This post actually brought a tear to my eye. Iâm from Mississippi and my familyâs matriarch died just a few months ago. My mamaw was 90 and this post was so much like her. She was a hothead and brave woman. She outlived two husband and had a third. She also outlived two kids. She didnât die from covid btw, her lungs just gave out after smoking for 70+ years. Donât smoke kids đ
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So Iâm just going through snap and Iâve realized I get so many gay targeted ads. Iâm just wondering if any other tumblr gays experience this.
~~Maybe Iâm just a big phĂŚg~~
POV you're bill clinton
this is why tumblr is worth negative money
Okay but letâs be honest Misha Collins would totally be the top not the other way around.
god how much would it rule if mitch mcconnell had a massive heart attack or stroke and died live on CSPAN? i wouldnât even mind all the huffpo stinkpieces about how celebrating his death makes you just as bad as republicans
in my rich imagination of this scenario, they would obviously cut the live feed as fast as possible, but not before we get to hear the sound of his head bonking off the podium on his way down
then hyperpop musicians would sample it
okay, but what if⌠kissinger.
Need this hyperpop tracks to this today
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Funniest thing I have seen in 2020
âenemies to loversâ sure okay, but nothing wil ever beat THIS dynamic
9 to 5 enemies, 5 to 9 lovers
Itâs the bangs for me
Historians will say they were âgood friendsâ đđĽą
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Okay but the fact that this ad playing is welcoming people back out into society makes it even more disgustingly hilarious. Literally we are being shown a horror story yet big businesses are sad about profit losses and are so excited to have people back out buying things at the risks of our own fucking lives.
