Pullin' thé ol' shoot n' scoot

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

”Hey there, folks—Cave Johnson here. Did you know that ever since our marketing department decided that rainbow capitalism was the way forward, Aperture Science has risen to within the top 25 queer-friendly companies in the country? That’s right, whether it’s wormhole technology or pandering to a target audience, you can always expect nothing but the best from us. But wait—it. gets. better. We crunched the numbers, and guess what? With our new policy of covering costs for any and all gender affirming services for employees, we’re just 350 satisfied patients away from making it to the top ten! Granted… we do only have a total of 234 trans employees here at the moment. Good news though! The lab girls say they’re working on a plan to find 116 more! They’re hard at work on it currently, and I don’t know about you but I can’t wait to see— in the meantime though, they’ve been handing out flag stickers for pride month. Apparently, if you wear them directly on your skin and change them twice a week, that means you’re showing maximum solidarity.”