Sade Olutola
DEAR READER
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Andulka
blake kathryn
Product Placement
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
art blog(derogatory)
trying on a metaphor
Cosmic Funnies
titsay
i don't do bad sauce passes
Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin
shark vs the universe
Keni
AnasAbdin
$LAYYYTER
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@foxesandfables
Tim Curry candidly reveals an ill-fated affair during the filming of Muppet Treasure Island (1996) with Miss Piggy.
They say that Michael Caine did so well in Muppet Christmas Carol because he treated the Muppets like fellow actors, and Tim Curry did so well in Muppet Treasure Island because he treated himself like a fellow Muppet.
I’d say this counts as strong evidence toward that theory.
@thebibliosphere I feel like this is BatMuppet-adjacent
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Windex isn’t carbonated
The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex
it also implies that op developed immunity to windex
A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.
Official Aphrodite’s Cock Post (It Wards Off Evil Spirits)
2014 so far
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
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stopping at an understaffed, overcrowded fast food restaurant while on a road trip and crouching over your phone with your chicken sandwich at a corner table like a weary adventurer eating a bowl of unidentifiable stew at a nameless inn, the only one for miles of moor and wood, taking in the chatter around you but speaking to none before pulling your cloak back up over your head and taking t' the road once more
Kicking the door in at a Popeye’s connected to a gas station to ask the most grizzled and battle-scarred customers to join me on a suicidal quest
Leaning over the counter of the TacoTime in Rexburg Idaho, asking if the 16 year old Mormon girl there has heard any rumors.
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Susan Kare, the Artist who designed many of the fonts, icons, and images for Apple, NeXT, Microsoft, and IBM, 1980′s
#oh is it time to repost this susan kare photo again
Important addition y’all
Pete Davidson’s mom possibly.
do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times
Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus
remember when any post with more than like 6 people talking was unreadably smushed except for the last few additions remember when any post of over 500 characters became a link back to op’s blog readmore style remember when video and audio posts had about a 10% chance of working when you click play
As a recent user I love finding out shit like this from older users. What the fuck guys???? Why were you USING IT AT ALL?!??
believe it or not, we liked that more
its worth noting that immediately after these updates that made everything better, we were all angry about it
when u accidently type me instead of my
accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
accidentally typing olay instead of okay
accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo
accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”
accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’
accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”
typing “hte” instead of “the”
typing “laso” instead of “also”
typing “oaky” instead of “okay”
Typing “car” instead of “Cas” in your series finale
Typing “Bi dean” instead of “bye dean”
NOT NORMAL POSTS TURNING INTO SUPERNATURAL GIFS NOT AGAIN FUCK WEVE REALLY 360’D OUR WAY BACK INTO 2012
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT SPN FANDOM
i'm tired of flirting. let me know if you want to eat pizza and sleep together
Oh cool, we're back to c. 2012 Tumblr "touch my butt and buy me pizza" posting, good to see we've come full circle!
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they were serving something called Blueberry Grunt in the dining commons today and the only listed ingredient was Blueberry Grunt
Ikea is a place of transition, a journey, a source of light and comfort, but also strife. Ikea contains the universe. Harness that power to
i have literally no idea how i feel about this but i feel it
I watched “cinnamon roll” bloom, wither, and pass away, and I watched “tol” and “smol” bloom, wither, and pass away, and if it please God so too shall I see the demise of “blorbo.”
love it when their ship dynamic is “youre so fucking stupid” but like romantically
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i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind
