Monsterdog

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

what are my mutuals favourite eeveelutions . mine is flareon with umbreon at a very close second

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

computa put the light back in my homies eyes

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

Love when a cat puts all 25 pounds of their 9 pound body right on your soft internal organs.

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

reblog to slowblink at your mutuals

incredibly pleased that everyone is following the instructions i forgot to give and reblogging to explain their choice in the tags 🙏 more of that please i want to know about your ocs and also i love you

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature