just a little guy

I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's time to take your ketchup and fork water

the problem with calling inanimate objects “girl” is that once you start you cannot stop. I said “girl” to the dishwasher because that bitch would not close no matter how hard I whacked her pussy. what is wrong with me

Save your tears for the wheat.

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

The Magnanimous Airplane

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

IT'S HALLOWEEN.

feeling not normal. I need to. put my blorbo in a jar. and shake.

I can’t stop thinking about the fact that Olethra was wearing all of the original crew’s clothing as a gag, only for her to realize the impact her grandmother had on everyone while still in those clothes. She began as a child dressing up to be like the crew of the Zephyr, and now is a woman travelling with them and beginning to learn about the darker side of adventuring. But still under it all she’s that small child in clothes far too big for her