Hot city air and nowhere to be + day drinking (preferably)

anon, it's been 84 years (sry), and sheng peng has reported to us all exactly how mack handles his warso vs. will woes.

extremely slay of mack and his boybsf to, when confronted with video evidence of how they keep making the hockey equivalent of cow eyes at each other across the ice instead of shooting the damn puck, simply double team warso by gaslighting tf out of him. ummm ACKSHUALLY that wasnt a mistake at all in fact it was actually a genius play, nay, a hall of famer highlight reel, albeit tragically intercepted, and if you dont get it i fear you just dont get hockey!!!! so sorry for your loss. also extremely funny of warso to describe mack as "coachable" eyes misty voice choked up in his final game interview. my brother in christ. what exactly is coachable about this situation.

like this is so funny to me. yes ofc you two were trying to make a play you are elite nhl athletes no one thought you were just kikiing eyes closed flinging a puck and a prayer?? but part of being an elite nhl athlete is knowing when that play can be made. shrugging off a failed play with oh darn. well it wouldve worked if it werent for those meddling kids is. you can't do that.

in fairness, warso has done some pretty heinous shit that has even hockey bros calling out his weird hate boner on main (eg, vague post shit talking will to the media, benching him inconsistently). but mainly, mack doesnt respect warso because mack chose will; is hellbent on seeing will as the second coming of gretzky; and obviously anyone who benches wayne fucking gretzky is a fucking idiot. if i had to guess, mack also doesnt respect a coach who cries on camera about how well-parented macklin is. whatever.

so instead of being coachable and maybe like. not attempting a pass through both dmen all 3 forwards plus a referee. vs shooting on a lane so wide open it’s registering for business. just so they can slap each other on the ass about their insaneeee chemmy. mack and will have chosen violence. and honestly? love that 4 them.

in conclusion: mack's (canon) response to warso whenever he dares to point out that maybe will isn't the selke art ross and hart trophies personified:

Smith and Celebrini before practice. (Fri Jan 9th.)

A story told in three parts:

Stickgate 1.0: Will’s Bauer stick was found in BU’s equipment room. Turns out Will had used their facilities to train during the offseason and had left a souvenir behind at BC’s rival school.

Stickgate 2.0: Willmack were caught carrying custom made replicas of each other’s sticks (Bauer - left-handed; CCM right-handed) on their way to practice.

Stickgate 3.0: A Celebrini #71, CCM Vizion 2, left-handed prototype designed for Mack for the Olympics was found in Will’s hockey stick collection, at his childhood home in Lexington. The stick may have been a gift from Mack.

When asked to describe Will Vote at the NTDP, struggled for a while and came up with “He is a hockey player”

2. Forced 15- and 16-year-olds to dress and undress in the public hallways of USA Hockey Arena

The way Colleen Smith remembers the early days of 2021-22, the U17s had to change in the hallways of USA Hockey Arena. A month passed before Muse and his staff determined the players had earned the right to their dressing room.

3. Has “manipulate emotions” as part of his practice agendas

botg from after the game