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(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

currently overhearing two college students on a train platform, one with a very thick french(?) accent, debate the definition of "bourgeoise" prescriptively versus descriptively. it's getting passionate. they're citing specific chapters of marx at each other. i think they're both transgender. is this disco elysium

she didnt block me on pinterest so im sending her madd pictures of ghouls and devils

I'll be an avid shipper of something until someone walks in and says "there is NO platonic explanation for this" and suddenly I've never shipped it before in my life and they're just friends and I can't lie i can't really see them being in a romantic relationship with each other yeah sorry I just don't see it

There are no ducks in this post.

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

Ospreys also do not eat birds, or anything except fish for that matter, unless they are starving! These ospreys are confused as fuuuuck they have no real reference for what they should do, because the starling baby also doesnt understand that theyre trying to make it leave. would be like if an alien showed up in your house and it just ignored you trying to scare it away