Raggedy Clown-Thing

Being a knight is gay as hell, what do you need a round table for? To make it easier to kiss every man?

There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white

frankly love that there is a niche literature side of tumblr where people are just writing full shakespare essays for fun with cited sources, all lowercase sentences, sixteen exclamation points. tags are getting peer reviewed. takes are getting nuanced. best reading you’ve ever heard of the odyssey is suggested in a post by someone with an avengers profile pic with zero punctuation and ended with “screaming crying throwing up.” it’s like role playing academia in an online jungle gym

Achilles core

black friday is stupid why isn't there like. purple tuesday

WRONG BLOG

THE SILENCE HAS YIELDED

doing standup comedy but I get on stage and it’s all fairly niche jokes about the extended Arthurian mythos. 13th century french scribe is the only guy in the audience laughing and he’s slapping his knees and blue in the face with laughter

Better than most of the open mics Ive been to

You’ll wish you Galahadn’t gone

what about blorbhov from my complicated russian novel though

blorbeaux from my nilihist french plays

blorbón from my weird latin american magical realist novels

blorbug from my kafkaesque short stories

von blorbow from my german sturm und drang novel

Don Blorbo from my opera

błórbżo from my polish poetry

blorbocles from my ancient greek epics

Mr. Blorby from my Jane Austen novels

Blorbio from my early modern plays

useless rosetta stone

Waiting for Blorbot

Warbow from my historical fiction.

Nah dude don’t worry about it, she’s always saying shit like “I am bound to oaths I no longer believe in…” and trying to die in pointless battles. I wouldn’t pay it much mind

the important thing about arthuriana is that no matter how much of a weird freak the men are, the women are always so much worse and thats whats beautiful