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Lapointe: You know that voice in your head that tells you the way you're playing is wrong?
Holmberg: You mean the one that sounds like Hollie?
Lapointe:
Holmberg:
Luca Haas: Yeah, that one.
Holmberg: Then yes.
Hollanov canon au Shane gets outed but no one can identify the guy and they decide to hide ilya’s identity until they don’t have to worry about his Russian passport only now there are a bunch of men coming forward claiming to be the guy and so Shane has to state the guy who will remain anonymous is his long time partner and then guys online keep trying to convince him that they wouldn’t hide/to break up with that guy and Ilya is basically foaming at the mouth at this point.
He counts down the days and as soon as he doesn’t have to worry about russia he starts posting online asking Shane Hollander to pretty please consider him for his next boyfriend and Shane visibly flirts back and people are going crazy because does this mean that the other guy is out of the picture or???
Only they post a picture of them together a few days later that reveals Ilya was the guy all along and the internet explodes
“I can believe I asked Shane Hollander if Ilya Rozanov could fight I just barely escaped with my jaw intact omg”
”sorry I said I was better looking than your boyfriend I have taken my humble medication”
”what kind of power does hockey robot Shane Hollander hold to pull rose landry AND Ilya rozanov???”
I want more fics where WAGs complain about their husbands being unable to grocery shop or put their dirty clothes away or take care of the children and Shane and Ilya just being like 👀👀 straight couples sound horrible.
We get together. We fuck. Is simple. #MeWhenILie

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they’re on a phone call and ilya’s asking shane where he’s at and shane goes “im at the coffee shop buying a puppy cup for anya. we just finished a new hike trail, she was a very good partner” and ilya’s like “of course she was, she’s perfect. are you gonna take long?” and shane says “i don’t think so, but anya is taking her time with the cup” and ilya sighs and goes “if you come right now im gonna suck your cock” and shane just goes “you were gonna do that anyway” and ilya’s like “well, yes, but you’re coming right now, yes?” and shane goes “yes” and hangs up, already heading out the door.
Shane was actually not prepared for how different travelling with the centaurs are. Sure, he expected it to be nicer, having Ilya at his side. Basically he thought, he would just stick to watching movies, maybe read a few pages, and taking perfectly timed naps to prevent a jet lag, just that maybe now he could rest his head on Ilyas shoulder. Well. He might never know peace again.
He is now regular part of the little card playing group, playing one or two rounds of poker or asshole at the beginning of their flight. They are laughing and trashtalking and Shane's pleasently suprised he's not getting thrown out the group for ripping the others off with his stone hard poker face.
Shane accidentally started a book club that now semi-regularly holds meetings in their airplane to discuss hockey books, a tradtion that started when Luca asked Shane what he was reading and then proceeded to buy the books as well, which caused a handful more team members to follow suit.
But his favourite thing to do is talking shop with Ilya. Both off them sticking their heads together over their ipad, going though game tape, discussing strategies, examine plays with a level of perspicacity reserved just for them. Often they sit together with Bood and Troy, so they all can exchange their experiences with different opponents, examine weaknesses and strengths & Shane finds so much calm and joy in being part of a group of like-minded people, talking like equals, like a real team, not having to carry the burden of being the head of the team alone.
Shane doesn't get to watch as many movies alone and in peace anymore as before but he wouldn't change it for the world.
people at david’s place of work having a game called: is he talking about shane hollander or ilya rozanov? because david brags about them by referring to both of them as “my son”, and he’s not entirely aware he’s causing confusion either, so now his place of work knows a lot and at the same time very little about shane and ilya lmao
I know the fandom loves having Ilya be the one who leaves sock laying around and makes a mess but I'm really obsessed with the idea of Ilya being terrified of being seen as lazy by Shane. From what we can see of his relationship with his dad I think it's pretty reasonable to assume he always expected perfection and discipline so having things out of place would actually make Ilya nervous even when his father is nothing more than a ghost. Besides the instinctual bad feeling that comes with being messy the idea that Shane will one day come to agree with his father that he is lazy and rotten and undeserving of all the soft love Shane gives him makes him scared out of his mind
The first few months of living together Shane is the one who needs to convince him the dishes don't need to be washed immediately after they eat and that they don't actually need to go on a crazy cleaning spree every time Yuna and David come to visit because they won't actually care it some things are a little out of place or if there's some dust on the shelves
Before Shane moved in and they started spending nearly every night together, Ilya was a very light sleeper. Galina suggested it was a trauma response from his childhood.
Ilya supposed that made sense; Grigori would sometimes burst into his bedroom in the mornings and scream at him for being lazy if he was still in bed. He had taken to leaping out from between the covers as soon as the first heavy thud of his father's feet on the stairs reached his ears. He sometimes found himself up and shivering against the cold morning air before he was even aware he'd moved.
But one morning at the start of Shane's first season with the Centaurs, he was awoken gently by his husband's hand on his shoulder and the sun streaming through the window. Brighter than he expected.
"Hey, baby," Shane whispered with a smile, "you look so cozy. I feel bad waking you, but you already slept through your alarm, and we're gonna have to leave soon."
Ilya sat up quickly and checked the time. Half an hour past his alarm. Never once had he slept through an alarm before. Confused, he asked, "It went off?"
"Yeah, I heard the tail end of it as I got back in from my run with Anya or I would've shut it off sooner, sorry."
Ilya thought this was a silly thing to apologize for since he apparently hadn't heard it anyway, but he too busy stuck in his head to comment on it.
Somehow, Ilya's brain must have felt safe enough for him to fall into a deeper sleep than he had in years. Where once this accident would have been met with cold and reprimand, here he was met with warm sunshine and his love's gentle hands. Ilya felt at home.
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Before he moved in with Ilya and they started spending nearly every night together, Shane was practically dead to the world every time he went to sleep. He was just always so tired after long, physically intense days, okay?
But he was Shane Hollander so he would drag himself out of bed the next morning like clockwork for his run, and if it was earlier that he would like, well, that's just one of the sacrifices he's willing to make for his career. He could relax a bit more in the off-seasons.
It's not like he didn't get enough sleep. A full eight and a half hours on game days, maybe a little less the rest of the time, but never fewer than six hours. He tracked it. And stimulating his muscles was a great way to throw off any lingering drowsiness, so by the time he got back from his runs, he was ready for the day. Work hard at the rink, crash hard at home, rinse and repeat.
A few weeks into the regular season his first year with the Centaurs, Shane woke up in the early hours of the morning. They'd had yesterday off, and spent it lazing about and enjoyed each other's company, which had resulted in a mid afternoon nap. They'd gotten up around an hour later and made an early dinner, before Ilya had taken Shane to bed and worn him out so thoroughly that they'd still ended up going to sleep around the usual time.
But now Shane was awake, and feeling sore and soft and sleepy but not tired, and he could hear Ilya's heartbeat and the deep huffy breaths he took when he was sleeping well. At the foot of the bed, Anya was making quiet doggy snores that, hilariously, almost matched Ilya's. Shane smiled, chest pleasantly full of affection for his little family, and let himself gently slip back to sleep.
The next morning he woke up naturally, feeling well-rested and satisfied. At peace in Ilya's arms.

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Once hollanov gets outed people on the internet are gobsmacked- not necessarily by them being queer- but by party boy club rat Ilya Rozanov being into bed by 8pm Shane Hollander
Lots of jokes and speculation about the relationship like Ilya having to give up his cool life for bland Canadian guy who never heard of anything but missionary or even perhaps Shane having to become a super freak to keep roz around
Shane is kinda annoyed by it but it’s a better reaction than he was expecting.
Ilya tho….ilya is outraged by the people saying Shane being boring is bad and cracking jokes about it and In a drunken outrage posts something like ‘my sexy husband wears the sleepy time tea bear pajamas to bed and it’s so hot it makes my dick explode’ and other horny posts which immediately goes viral until Harris logs in and takes them down but screen shots have already been taken
Shane does an ad campaign and sponsorship with a cozy pajama company a few months later
For most of his career, Shane has had a strict schedule of a 6 am run. The weather doesn't always allow for it, in which case he uses the home gym, but he really prefers starting his day with running outside.
The only exception was whenever he or Ilya slept over. Their time together was so limited that Shane sacrificed his strict 10 pm bedtime and 6 am run for evenings spent in Ilya's arms and lazy mornings in bed together.
So the first time Ilya really becomes aware of this habit is after Shane moves to Ottawa. He wakes up, careful not to disturb Ilya, and sneaks out of their bedroom and when Anya wakes up to the sound of him moving around the house, and starts whining at the door, what is he supposed to do other than take her with him on his run?
When Ilya eventually gets up, Shane is back home, freshly showered and sitting on one of their barstools, enjoying his morning smoothie. Ilya appears, bleary eyed eyed and half-asleep, in a robe and wordlessly places a kiss on the crown of his head before gathering Anya's leash and whistling for her to come so they can walk around the garden and she can take care of her business. Shane tells him that's not necessary, they went for a run this morning and Ilya reacts as though this is high treason. He accuses Shane of robbing him of quality time with his daughter and leaving him out of family bonding. It's mostly done in jest but Shane can see that there's a grain of something there.
Which is how Shane reluctantly agrees to move his runs to 7 am and they become a family activity.
Everyone: omg Hollander leash your dog, Ilya is barking at opponent hockey players again
Shane Enabler Hollander: ok so Ilyusha this player has had zero assists in the entire season, he got drafted last, and finally - and this is crucial - he once scored a goal in his own team's net
Ilya Heart Eyes Rozanov: thank you my ShaneWiki this is valuable data, off I go
shane (a little tipsy) being cornered by a few fans at a bar one night and they ask him what’s the best thing about coming out, expecting him to say something motivating like self-expression and liberation and shane just goes
“i don’t know, probably that i can have ilya’s photos on my phone now :).”
and the whole of non bigot hockey twt just fucking crash out and montreal metros and crowell gets burned at the stake
the first season with shane in the centaurs, they made a massive effort to make him feel comfortable around them, and it's not hard since the centaurs guys are genuinely good people. so as part of that effort they try to hang out at different places they enjoy, wanting to bring ilya and shane along, but they learn very quickly that they simply cannot go anywhere that has any significant way of competing cus the hockey husbands are genuinely insane about beating each other. so now the safest way to hangout is to eat, watch a movie, galleries, museus, various classes to learn something new, amusement park — and even that depends on the classes and amusement park cus there’s things there that they find a way to turn into a battle — or any type of place that shane and ilya cannot compete against each other. and it’s definitely not better when they team up cus them being a duo is almost as unbearable

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one line that consistently plays in my brain from heated rivalry is "good for him! good for scott hunter!" because i love how the announcer says it
Ilya Rozanov grew up in the immediate and lasting aftershocks of one of the largest governmental collapses in recent history. Even coming from a well off, high society family, he saw first hand the rise in unemployment, crime, and overall economic devastation. He lived through the the violent fall of already fragile infrastructure. He experienced the huge amounts of inflation that plagued Eastern Europe for years following the fall of the U.S.S.R.
On to of that, he is a first generation immigrant responsible for financially providing for his family, and that is a position that comes with a very specific mindset.
He may enjoy the finer things in life, but he is not reckless with his money. He has seen and experienced far too much to view money as something that can be treated with any degree of frivolity, and this mindset informs almost every action he takes.
This ranges from small things such as buying cheaper options whenever possible, all the way to having his wealth spread out across multiple banks, in multiple countries, in multiple currencies. He has seen how political unrest can tank the value of a currency previously thought to be incredibly stable.
When they started living together, this caused some conflict between him and Shane. Shane grew up similarly to how he did, with a father working in the government making a considerable amount of money. The difference is that Shane didn’t grow up in a newly reformed country scrambling to restructure its entire government while its banks fail.
Why would he buy the organic option when it’s more expensive and he can barely taste a difference? Why would he keep his money in only one or two currencies when it’s so much safer to have it scattered? Yes, it’s harder to manage that way, but can’t Shane see how fragile the world is at any given moment? How close it is to falling apart? Can’t Shane see that he just wants to protect him the way Ilya’s own country failed to protect his people?
Shane constantly tells him that they have more than enough money to afford it, to fairs anything they could need. They do, Ilya knows they do. But somewhere deep inside him he’s still that scared child in house that only had heating for two hours a day sitting next to his mother as she taught him to sew gold rings into the lining of jackets because money was only worth the warmth it gave off when burned.