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humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

happy pride everyone

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

Firmly convinced the world would be a better place if we started treating sex the way we'd treat any other mundane preference in life, like what kind of chips a person likes to eat with their lunch.

I see we're learning about the flaming hot cheeto earthquake proof sarcophagus again