coping with the pain of living by being a little silly

when fiona apple asked “how can i ask anyone to love me when all i do is beg to be left alone”. well i have not found an answer but if anyone else has lmk

also sorry i’m so tired of people acting like they can have nothing in common with someone a few years older or younger than them. have you never had coworkers who aren’t your exact age. have you never taken an art class with someone thirty years older than you. have you never had a friend. like did covid fry everyone’s brains this badly

Hey it's me explaining the joke. This gets infinitely funnier when you realize that this is the art for a magic the gathering card named homicidal seclusion.

"You have to be kind to people leaving MAGA because it's hard to leave cults and we want to encourage them to leave." It's not exactly like somebody got suckered into joining Jehovah's Witnesses out of a desire for community and connection to God and then got in too deep to leave, like the whole Trump thing started with calling Mexicans rapists. A pivotal moment in his re-election campaign in 2024 was accusing Haitian immigrants of stealing and eating people's cats and dogs. It's only ever been about wholesale bigotry and scamming people and there is no leaving. Those people are just trying to find new targets to scam.

your ex is a narcissist? so he must struggle with close friendships, right--oh, he's respectful to his male friends? he only acts this way around women? that's crazy, they should invent a word for such a phenomenon

feels like some of u aren't properly appreciating the fact that he sleeps in a berry patch. and he rolls over and squishes the berries into his fur. because he's so sleepy and content.

maybe people think he's an ugly dog but just to be clear he is actually a beautiful pig