Who's Banana Is This?

i hate when people say haters are motivators wtf no i cry whenever i find out someone hates me

by cute do you mean you wanna frick frack or do you mean I look 12

I can’t wait for Valentines Day because I get to make cupcakes for a special someone and that special someone is me.

i wonder if my parents get overwhelmed by living with a model

your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related

my heart is full of hate and swag

man it must suck being a banker. i bet it gets pretty loanly

whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account

hey….,.,.. no offense but,,. i want someone to love and cherish me

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