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I’m also celebrating your dogs birthday

celebrating tumblr user heartseeker’s dog’s birthday on the fourth everyone

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

A knight’s helmet is there to remind them how much harder they breathe and how much louder their heartbeat is when they’re around the unattainable object of their desire. In other words, if you don’t want to hear yourself pant, don’t wear metal over the ears and jaw.

clitwarming holy shit . just holding my tongue and mouth against her . making out with her pussy nice and slow and teasing, letting her try and grind into my mouth onto my tongue until shes begging for me to actually eat her out and then i hold her legs down and make her regret ever asking

does anyone want to play perverts with me