aphrodisick

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

girls will say "I needed this" but it's just a thick butch dick with no condom

A knight’s helmet is there to remind them how much harder they breathe and how much louder their heartbeat is when they’re around the unattainable object of their desire. In other words, if you don’t want to hear yourself pant, don’t wear metal over the ears and jaw.

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

They should let me have sex with women in real life

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

when he gets so lost in your kisses as he fucks you that his pace begins to falter and slow without him realising, your lips pulling all of his focus…..

we need to talk more about free use tops. it’s always free use bottoms but what about the tops that let you make demands to be fucked and they do it. the tops that let you put a harness on them and ride them. the tops who let you use them as toys. hello can anyone hear me

all the portal panties stuff has the bottom wearing them and i think the humble unwitting top should be put into situations more often

trans girl who is trying so so hard to do her archaeology homework in her dorm but her portal output has somehow (unknowingly to her) ended up at a sorority party and she’s got like 4 different people all trying to lick and she can’t focus at all

Spooning in bed, all soft and relaxed as I trace soft pattens on your thigh, moving my hand lower, gently lifting your leg to hook it with my knee, keeping you nice and open for my hand to explore your pussy, my lips against your neck, feeling the way your heartbeat starts racing, the way your breath catches, letting me be close enough to you to hear even the softest of whimpers you aren't able to hold.

Grabbing her throat just to give her a kiss >>>