It’s Hard To Be A Human

Reblog and put in the tags how you would die if your URL predicted your death

I'm allowed to be a little parasocial because I am famously normal

I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

some people are taking "doomed" to mean "dead". this is actually a misconception! you can be doomed even if you don't die! it's sometimes worse if you don't die!

bro, i desperately need people to learn that romance is an actual, literal genre of fiction. if you do not like a complete focus on romance and only like romantic plotlines incorporated into various other plots - you do not like the romance genre and you are not interested in romance fiction. simple as that. and it's fine if you don't like it, but pretending like the entire genre doesn't exist and is actually all badly written fiction of other genres which is overly focused on romance is asinine. yet somehow continues being a sentiment i see all the time. romance fiction is not lacking in plot or over-concerned with romantic relationships - it's literally doing what it was designed to do: centers mostly or even exclusively around romance.

weirded out by homes with no pets. like where is your creature

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

girls be like “he’s my baby” and it’s literally a grown man who's commit several felonies.

we are in a true love recession

smth about the tarmac breaking up in the tax avoidance epicentre of the world. if only there were some billionaires u could tax to fix that…shame

if I was a professional hockey player you could not media train me enough to keep me from saying "do you wanna see the bruise??" to reporters asking about a hit I took. & then showing it to them