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Googling how to stop acting like such a psychopath all the time so my boyfriend doesn’t break up with me

type of guy who is always waiting for excuse or opportunity to go into exile

um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

You should be able to kill yourself once a week to maintain your sanity

can i sit behind you and just absolutely CHOMP my teeth into your shoulder muscle while i furiously jack you off

If distance didn't exist we'd probably be fucking right now 😩

Throat fucking with tongue is such an underrated monster/beast kink though. Like god, just someone choking and gagging as their partner's tongue squirms deeper and deeper, drool just absolutely everywhere, their eyes rolling back as their oxygen is cut off. . . . . .

get you a girl that’ll let you stab her