Former Introvert

I used to go on the internet to be anonymous. Now I go out irl to be anonymous.

@af-hverju

Kim K has 64mil Insta followers and gets approx 1mil likes per post. If you have 100 followers, and get 2 likes per post you’re getting a higher percentage of likes than she is.

daylight savings is just another example of how time is fake

according to hetero dating law the girl shouldn’t pay for her meal which, logically, means that if two girls go on a date together nobody pays and they get everything for free but the catch is that they have to stand the whole time bc no one can pull out a chair

This is why no one trusts me in their kitchen.

STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING WEIRD 

This is exactly what I was talking about the other day. It’s not even just the bizarre urge to sexualize children, it’s that they’re sexualized with the explicit purpose of then policing their hypothetical sexuality. Little girls have sexuality forced on them for the sole purpose of teaching them that sexuality is meant to be shameful.

^this is a great point

Please stop seeking out love in 2016 on them damn apps and let that shit find you in person oh my god lol

*goes to starbucks* HEY WHOS GAY HERE

[image transcription: “ett får får en ren ren” which translates to “a sheep gets a clean reindeer”]

pls dont stop inviting ur depressed loved ones 2 things even if they decline most of the time. knowing people still want 2 hang is immensely reassuring & accepting just one of the many invites can lead 2 something good &positive!!! dont give up on them!!! they need 2 kno theyre still wanted

It bothers me that indescribable is an adjective