more of my favorite ancient roman graffiti
i am a friend (cil 4.7351a)
narcissus, narcissus was horny here, narcissus was horny here (cil 4.8785
i fucked here on august 14th and 21st (cil 4.4260)
this very doofy camel:
let the bears devour me (cil 4.10656)
a guy riding a deer:
you are a great big dick (cil 4.6641)
(in a line of iambic poetry) when an old man lies back, his balls cover his crack (cil 4.4488)
(in a dining room) i buggered six people here (cil 4.4520)
what (no, literally, that’s all it says. same, buddy) (cil 4.10563b)
this sexy lady:
secundus shits here, shits here, shits here (cil 4.3146)
phoebus the perfumer had a great fuck here (cil 4.2184)
here placidus fucked whatever man he wanted (cil 4.2265)
(at an inn) vibius restitutus slept here alone and really missed his urbana (cil 4.2146)
chius, i hope your hemorrhoids open up again so that they burn worse than they’ve ever burned (cil 4.1820)
pyrrhus to his colleague chius: hello! i’m quite upset because i heard that you are dead. so, bye (cil 4.1852)
whoever is in love ought not to take hot baths, for no one can love flames when he has been burned (cil 4.1898)
if anyone has not seen the venus which apelles painted, let him look at my girl: she shines just like it (cil 4.6842)
