The Mothership of a bunch of other useless blogs

So, I use any/all pronouns, and I always tell my friends to just use whatever pronouns are funniest for me in the moment. The girl I’m dating rn has come up with a hilarious scheme. She’ll use she/her to compliment me, they/them neutrally, and he/him when I’m being annoying or just a general inconvenience. So she’ll say “he’s so fucking distracting rn” but then “she looks beautiful today”. Personally I find that really funny

clerks was such a masterpeice it made me look up more stuff about kevin smith only to fall into the biggest rabbit hole ever and decide im watching a bunch of mid comedy movies just to see jay and silent bob again , those weed dealers are taking over my brain and its not funny

WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr

spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box

hes hit a street light

he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman

fuck

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

I do think they should let the autistic girl fuck that married drug addict. As a treat.