Cowgirl Cheelai

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

you really wont like the military then buddy

jokes on you, i already hate the military

*pointing at your wife*: you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

no babe i find your strange and creepy and perverted vibe to be very cute actually

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

this is america son you rip that cart til it tastes like pool liner gotdammit

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation