foreverranger

service puppy Shane being good and fetching ilya anything he wants, snacks, beer, etc, so obedient getting whatever he needs and dropping it in his lap, leaning his cheek against ilya’s knee for pets and praise

luca draws ilya an exact, detailed replica of ilya’s dick and ilya has it framed to hang right in his & shane’s entryway so that it’s the first thing people see when they come in. shane & luca are both shocked and mortified by this development

at the end of the day my deepest belief is that shane has a disgust kink. i think being forced into being uncomfortable or overstimulated or going oh god this is so fucking gross is exactly where he wants to be. but it’s not that he thinks gross shit is hot. just that disgust is a highly erotic experience for him

I know, I know, I’m cottage episode posting again, but I just want to live in the space right before Ilya kisses Shane for the first time. Shane looks so happy and so content but also so hungry and eager. He’s used to longing for Ilya and that’s been its own kind of torment, but now things are shifting and the longing turns to anticipation because any second now Ilya is going to kiss him and he doesn’t have to stop kissing him for a whole two weeks!! And it’s plain on Shane’s face that he knows it and he wants it, like he licks his lips and doesn’t look away from Ilya’s mouth, and he’s got this small contented smile but his eyes are all hazy. The moment is quiet but I just know that Shane’s mind is running he’s here he’s here he’s going to kiss me oh my god please kiss me now please please please.

it's 2014. everyone is doing the als ice bucket challenge. ilya rozanov is nominated for the ice bucket challenge. in true asshole fashion, once he completes his own video he nominates shane hollander to do the challenge next. shane hollander must complete the ice bucket challenge. he decides to film the challenge after practice, wearing a light gray compression shirt, shorts, and a backwards ball cap, with hayden and jj throwing the water on him. ilya rozanov watches the video, thinking it will be funny. he has never regretted his life choices more as he is forced to witness an already sweaty shane "jock" hollander become drenched in water, shirt clinging to his body even more, head shaking off the excess water with a grin, staring at the camera like he just knew ilya would be watching. it is like something out of ilya's - literally - wet dreams. he downloads the video to his phone. he makes another very large donation to the als association.