one more time

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

just so you know, if you completely ignore the search feature on the website and just type "tumblr.com/search/term" into the address bar, it bypasses all of this. broken-ass website

youre allowed to have nsfw text but you get the execution axe if you dare tag it or want to find it with tags

doctors hate when you have a cursory question about any single chronic illness or pain but they also hate when you have any level of knowledge about anything medical ever. interesting

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

love the idea of being fully clothed w a naked sub but i also love the idea of it being reversed. being fully naked with a sub that is begging me to undress him. slowly getting on his lap, my soaking cunt against his jeans, fingers slowly fisting his shirt, ignoring his sharp breath and soft pleads for me to stop torturing him. slowly grinding against his bulge, my clit rubbing against the ridges of his jeans, moaning and telling him how good it feels, how soaked i am, knowing he’s only getting more desperate and needy, squirming and begging me to let him feel my skin on his <3

dry humping until he’s leaking through his boxers and you lick at it through the fabric while he holds your head against it