Kill 'em with kindness

Every day, I wake up and there isn’t a moving castle roaming the nearby hills.

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

Went outside and it started raining like it does in skyrim

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

the annoying thing about weightlifting is that you have to lift weights that are a little too heavy for you if you want to get stronger. and you have to push yourself outside of your comfort zone in order to keep building muscle. fucked up.

thank god this same principle doesnt apply to any other skill you want to improve at! that would really suck.

the biohazard symbol really was a winner. that thing looks scary

the wanter: i don’t want anything i never have

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

bet it feels good as fuck to wink at your maiden and shut your visor before charging at your contestant with a lance

What’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your growth to move on from the past .. you know no one will be there waiting for you right?

if anyone needs me i’ll be alone in my tower