Forcemeat Ghost Superfund Site

i realise this probably isn't going to move the revolution forward in any meaningful way but i do think we gotta kill these guys first

happy trepanation tuesday

have you guys seen gas prices right now. jesus. its a good day to be able to shoot ropes from your wrists and swing around to places using those ropes like tarzan

normalized data implies the existence of problematized data

that's his brother Lore actually

oh that gap in my resume? i was imprisoned by the lizard king for a few years, it was a whole thing. big misunderstanding, completely exonerated. but that ties into the next item on the list, 2 years as consort to the lizard king. that was actually a volunteer situation

sexual theorists in the 18th century used to believe that each nipple on earth was but the corporeal head of an astral nipplesnake and that if you followed the body of any one nipplesnake back to its source you would eventually reach the papillar font, also known as the nipple king, a writhing mass of tangled nipplesnakes in the 12th dimension which is the source of all nipples and binds them together. . of course, nowadays we know that only about 95% of people are connected to the nipple king. and nobody knows what's wrong with the rest of you people and nobody has found the terminal point of any your snakes

if i ever become a showrunner i will actually do the fake series finalle followed by the true ending where the popular gay ship is confirmed just so i can forever poison fandom with the idea that it can happen for real and then they will truly never let that hope go for all other subsequent shows they watch henceforth. just for the sake of making the world a worse place