and also baby yoda

It must suck trying to get anything done in Harlan, legal or illegal, knowing all your plans exist at the whim of whatever weird psychosexual power play Raylan Givens and Boyd Crowder have going on at any given moment. You think you’ve got everything lined up, you’ve covered every contingency, and then through no fault of your own your bar gets blown up or something because Boyd sent the Marshal a text saying “You up ;)?” and Raylan left him on read. Entire criminal syndicates have been destroyed because these two can’t learn to suck each other off like normal people.

the thing is that sometimes it really does feel like someone took a knife baby edgy and dull and cut a six inch valley through the middle of my skull. it does feel like that you know. no other way to describe that feeling i think

Honestly it boils down to reparenting yourself & rewiring your own neuronal pathways & telling yourself a firm “stop” when you notice your mind slipping down negative loopholes & being present in the moment & enjoying being mid task rather than waiting for it to end & not thinking of inertia as your baseline and natural way of living

So tempting to keep embarking on the same self destructive cycle over & over & over again . But at some point you have to put ur foot down w ur own behaviors & be the thing that truly saves u

#this is unfortunately true#it’s not easy to tell yourself Hey Drop It#like you’re your own dog furtively eating pinecones and rocks#but you gotta#sometimes it’s a Hey We’re Not Doing That#you gotta though

love my hockey mutuals. occasionally poetry snippets or kafka quotes will cross my dash tagged "san jose sharks" and i have to think well i didn't watch it so who am i to judge. maybe franz kafka did write that about the san jose sharks

Omfg

I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.

the Mandalorian is way funnier when you think of it in a modern context. like. here's this unemployed cultist guy who found a homeless baby and now drives him around in his RV looking for the baby's family-- an enemy cult.

microdosing hell by being awake and literate