and also baby yoda

I love Din Djarin so much because obviously he’s a very good dad, he would die for Grogu in a heartbeat, but also as a Mandalorian, he clearly has a deeply flawed understanding of what actual danger is. he’s out here convincing Grogu to mess with live wires, then running straight into active fire with Grogu tucked under his arm like a little green football. honestly it’s a miracle either of them are still alive.

remember this time last year when we didn't even know there was gonna be a clown

listen i don't know what happened with mr. heated rivalry but this is about the suicide bomb clown from the my chemical romance theatrical universe

Braving the sorceress' tower with sword in hand, but it turns out I've wandered into an Arthurian milieu, so instead of subjecting me to humiliating and vaguely kinky transformations she just exploits a technicality in some long-forgotten oath of honour to send me on an incredibly inconvenient quest. I don't know why I keep swearing those.

#signs unclear if this is still a kink thing

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

This only applies to the modern show breeds of sewing machines. Heritage breeds like the Singer 27, 15, 66, and 201 are docile and extremely hardy. They're easy keepers, requiring oil and the occasional light bulb to maintain working condition. Treadle and crank varieties thrive on an electricity-free diet. Injuries, while rare, are quickly resolved thanks to a thriving aftermarket parts trade. In cases of severe neglect, percussive maintenance via sledgehammer can restore motion.

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

It's not enough to call your knight a "good boy". Sometimes you've got to hit him with a "you're the only one worthy to sit at my feet".

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened