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Lol my large and handsome pig didn’t find Anything of interest in your yard

aw fuck i activated stinky keys

if i got put in a jigsaw trap and survived i wouldnt learn anything id just be like well that was fucked up lol

i think we should just be able to use counterfeit money. like who cares

"oh boo hoo i cant accept this" well. i worked really hard on it

what would we do without onions and garlic….

if some one talked to me like how the characters in hannibal talk to one another ... imagine being like "ah i got some sunscreen in my eye" and your friends like "the pain we feel from our own shortcomings reminds us we are only human" i would beat the shit out of them

i’m so bored can someone please throw a stimulating toy into my enclosure