Come to join the endless parade of dread?

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

Red Delicious Apples

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

people use "sensitive" like it's an insult. i'm sorry for spending my whole life giving a fuck i guess

Holding my blorbo up by the scruff of her neck to show her to you

wears a big t-shirt that says I ♥️ WHEN CHARACTERS ARE NASTY AND FLAWED AND ANNOYING AND HURT EACH OTHER AND THEMSELVES

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

kinda nervous about something. don’t know what it is yet

get online and play tumblr with me bitch

reblog to give a trans woman a yummy burger

glad i reached my target audience of ppl showing love to their trans gfs/wives through the power of burger

okay so since making this post i've become the target audience